TAMPAX FACTORY

You can tell by my smell, that I'm not feeling well,
When the time of the month comes around.
You can tell by my smell, that I'm not feeling well,
When the time of the month comes around.

Oh, we are the girls from the Tampax Factory,
SHOUT We'rer orders loud and clear (loud and clear),
We've got small, medium, large, super duper, fill-a-barge,
When the time of the month comes around!

You can tell by my stench, that I've got a gammy trench,
When the time of the month comes around.
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You can tell by my string, that you won't be doing a thing,
When the time of the month comes around.
(Repeat)

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You can tell by my sheet, that you won't be giving meat,
When the time of the month comes around.
(Repeat)

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You can tell by my rope, that you haven't got a hope,
When the time of the month comes around.
(Repeat)

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You can tell by my frown, that you won't be going down,
When the time of the month comes around.
(Repeat)

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You can tell by my whinge, that I've got a sticky minge,
When the time of the month comes around.
(Repeat)

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You can tell by my taste, that it isn't salmon paste,
When the time of the month comes around.
(Repeat)

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You can tell by my moaning, that I'm losing haemoglobin,
When the time of the month comes around.
(Repeat)

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You can tell by my feel, that I'm starting to congeal,
When the time of the month comes around.
(Repeat)

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You can tell by her reek, that it must be Dawson's Creek!
When the time of the month comes around.
(Repeat)

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