The Mayor of Bayswater

The Mayor of Bayswater
He had a pretty daughter

And the hairs on her dicky-die-doe
The hairs on her dicky-die-doe, the hairs on her dicky-die-doe,
Hang down to her knee
One black one, one white one and one with a bit of sh*te on
And one with a fairy light on
To show them the way

I've seen it, I've felt it
It's just like a bit of velvet

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It took a welsh miner
To find her vagina

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If she were my daughter
I'd have them cut 'em shorter

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She married a Spaniard
With a p***k like a f*king lanyard

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She married an Italian
With balls like a f**king stallion

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She divorced the Italian
And married the f**king stallion

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