I USED TO WORK IN CHICAGO

I USED TO WORK IN CHICAGO AT AN OLD DEPARTMENT STORE,
I USED TO WORK IN CHICAGO I DON'T WORK THERE ANYMORE

One day a young lady came into the store for some paper
PAPER FROM THE STORE?
Paper she wanted, a ream she got
I DON'T WORK THERE ANYMORE!

I USED TO WORK IN CHICAGO AT AN OLD DEPARTMENT STORE,
I USED TO WORK IN CHICAGO I DON'T WORK THERE ANYMORE

One day a young lady came into the store for some jewelry
SOME JEWELRY FROM THE STORE?
Jewelry she wanted, a pearl necklace she got
I DON'T WORK THERE ANYMORE!

And similarly:
Carpet she wanted, shag she got
Ruler she wanted, 12 inches she got
Nail she wanted, screw she got
Fishing rod she wanted, pole she got
Meat she wanted, sausage she got
Beef she wanted, porked she got
Coffee she wanted, cream she got
Helicopter she wanted, chopper she got
Camel she wanted, hump she got
Stamps she wanted, a lickin' she got
Fuck she wanted, fucked she got
KitKat she wanted, four fingers she got
Material she wanted, felt she got
Hat she wanted, helmet she got
Martin she wanted, Richard she got
Richard she wanted, Mark she got