Danny says -

"If she's shit I'll have a go. Anyone else join the queue"

"What!?! I fell over!!"

"If we spitroast you then we'll have to call it a spit - coz there's no roast on Alan"

Alan Says -

"Hello Darling, adopt the usual position"

"I'll do anything to join the spit roast club"

She says -

"Hmm, I think I'd rather have Al's tongue"

"Well at least I can't see their faces"